Hillary Clinton's Staff Plan Revolt Against Eighties Hair Accessory

She was the United States Senator for New York for eight years and yet Hillary Rodham Clinton is guilty of committing the ultimate fashion faux pas for 'any self-respecting New York City woman.'
In spite of the claim made by Manhattan's favourite fictional fashionista, Carrie Bradshaw, that a scrunchie would never be sported by a native New Yorker, Mrs Clinton consistently ties her hair up with the Eighties hair accessory - a habit some of her staffers would like to put end to.
According to one of Mrs Clinton's top aides, there is a general feeling that the scrunchie could be replaced by something more stylish.
'Some of us are looking to ban the scrunchies,' she confessed.
In a revealing feature by Elle about the Secretary of State's career trajectory and personal transformation, an aide explained that the reason behind the pulled back look was an age-old excuse: convenience.
'As a chick, it's a big pain in the butt. The weather is different, and you
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